Random sound effects

A paper tube snapping out straight on one breath. The most useful card here, because a rising reedy squeal reads as celebration and sarcasm equally well depending on where you cut it.

A bursting crack with shards still settling two seconds later. The tail is what sells it, since a smash that ends on the impact sounds like a sample rather than an accident.

Two bright dings with a shimmer behind them. Small, cheerful and completely out of context anywhere indoors, which is exactly why it works as an interruption.

Three flat nasal honks spaced unevenly. An animal noise over a human moment is the oldest non sequitur there is, and the uneven spacing is what keeps it from sounding like a sample on repeat.

An electronic tone sagging until it dies. It reads as a machine giving up, so it lands on anything that has just failed, from a game over screen to a joke that did not work.

Continuous fat bubbles rising through liquid. It is the only long card on the page, and the childishness of it does more damage under a serious shot than any impact would.